swamp donkey 

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her

"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."

swamp donkey by JJ413 October 16, 2016

swamp donkey wrangler 

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.

look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.

swamp donkey wrangler by m1911a1 August 6, 2009

swamp donkey 

In Canada a Swamp Donkey is a Moose.

We were out hunting the other day and we didn't see one Swamp Donkey.

swamp donkey by stevecanada June 15, 2007

Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whore 

A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.

Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.

Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whore by TFarr May 8, 2008

Swamp Donkey Bingo 

When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!

Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!

Swamp Donkey Bingo by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006

swamp donkey 

This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.

damn look at that swamp donkey!

swamp donkey by L walk April 11, 2004

Swamp Donkey 

Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)

Swamp Donkey:

A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.

Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI

I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!

Swamp Donkey by The m00z January 11, 2006