Shamblesgrove

This is what happens when a girl with a fetish for hair attacks a man at the bar by ripping his top few buttons in order to determine how much hair she is actually dealing with. If the level of hairiness pleases the woman, she will eventually sleep with the guy.

Jesus Charles, what happened to you last night?

I was Shamblesgroved.

by yooniverse187 June 29, 2009

absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.

Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.

by MoLincs September 12, 2012

Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.

I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.

by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010

shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

by that JP guy June 11, 2006

Stambler Zone

the aura or general area surrounding Robby Stambler

c'mon bitch be cool, your in the stambler zone...

by Robert May 24, 2004

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus

Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

by BENJAMININO February 27, 2008

sqwamble

Sqwamble (verb); sqwamble To make a poor attempt at something.

Alvin sqwambled his chances of getting the girls number by constantly talking about himself. sqwamble

by sandspit July 31, 2007