Jack my swag

Ok, let's break this one down... The sheer lack of understanding and respect for the English language spreading like a stupid wildfire is making me sick.

1) to jack something is slang for "to steal."
2) swag is common slang for "stuff we all get." Generally speaking, the big bag of random and mostly useless crap you get at a convention of sorts.

Therefore, "jack my swag" quite literally means to "steal my bag of swag (stuff we all get)"

Though, the unfortunate truth of the matter is, this is what people who don't think about what words coming out of their mouths think means "jack my swagger" or to "steal my style".

For example, this might be used at a comic book convention and some fat sweat kid might exclaim "Hey that guy just jacked my swag!" Or some 13 year old girl with a clear misunderstanding of how the English language works and doesn't understand that you don't just abbreviate words at will, might say "jack my swag" as part of her auto-tuned music video expressing her distaste of other people wearing the same jeans. Clearly her strong sense of entitlement under her rich daddy umbrella is completely warranted and supported.

by Concerned Intellectual July 24, 2011

swag jackin

The jacking or stealing of someones "swag". To steal swagger from a fellow swag person.

"yo, i was tryin to play basketball yesterday but this kid was swag jackin".
"that sucks bro".

by tjtjjtjtjtjtjo November 21, 2010

Swag Jacker

Some who steals wack ass ideas.

Yo nigga lets steal "teach me how to Jerk"
Aight what our name gonna be?
"Cali Dick suckers?"
Na how bout cali swag district?,
Aight and yo Audio push is wack cause they arent swag jackers

by georgewkushhh July 4, 2010

Swag Jacked

the act of stealing someone else's swag without realizing. Most of the time done unintentionally. Can involve copying someones swag through clothes, speech, or personality

Dude he's wearing my same shoes and shirt!... I've been swag Jacked!

by Dthedancer September 22, 2010

Swag jacker

When you try to act like someone who actually has swag. Therefor losing all swag you might have had.

Alex: did you see Javonn, he was actin like lil' Wayne

Anthony: yea he's a swag jacker bro.

by DiiRTYx RAiiNBOW November 15, 2011

Swag Jacket

A jacket that causes one to look so swag, no matter what else theyre wearing

Lady: "OMG that guy is so hot, I like his swag"
Woman: "which guy?"
Lady: The one taking his jacket off, over there"
Woman "OMG that guy is so gross"
Lady: "Youre right, he must have been wearing a Swag Jacket"

by Toast Toastin' Toast December 15, 2011

Swag-jacked

To steal another person's style/ character

Hey u swag-jacked me!!

by FIREKRACKER October 28, 2019