snafflesock

Snafflesock is a person that loves to eat, draw and her dick size is bigger than chipsbeatskids dick.

Wow it's Snafflesock! Her dick is big though.

by snafflesock May 8, 2020

Swaffle

To slap your dick across someone's face.

Tom gave Jill a swaffle during sex last night.

by Mad_Hatter1590 May 17, 2018

Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”

by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

swaffledinkle

It's something that is unexplainable

Have you ever been swaffledinkle about the wheather?

by [e-mail] November 27, 2018

swaffledunk

To be victorious by a large amount yet it only benefits oneself as much as if you were victorious by a normal amount; To overkill with grace.

(In a game of Hearthstone)
Dude 1: *Is on one hp*
Dude 2: *Kills Dude 1 with an eight damage blow*
Dude 2: Get swaffledunked, bitch!

by Clear Lens Cap November 20, 2015

swaffle

A beautiful combination of a soccer ball and a waffle. Can also cause injury in eye.

I just kicked the swaffle into someones eye!

by SWAFFLEGIRL123 March 13, 2010

Swaffle

Active verb, refers to the practice of two sexual partners (generally overweight homosexual men, although heterosexual overweight partners can swaffle in rare instances such as anal or pegging) using desert-based condiments, such as whipped cream or syrup as a lubricant. The etymology of the word comes from the resemblance of the jiggling excess flesh, smothered in creams and syrup, to two swedish waffles on a plate. In this respect, 'swaffle' can be said to be a contraction of 'swedish waffle', although its uncontracted form is seldom used.

"I have maple syrup and some whipped cream, do you want to swaffle tonight?"

by Wordsmith87 March 1, 2009