Swaddling

The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.

Twas a swaddling porn.

by ThGy007 September 13, 2011

swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.

Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."

by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011

Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.

After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.

by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011

Swalling

The act of producing cringe, most often in a Norse manner.

- Hey Freddy! Stop Swalling around everywhere!
- I cant help it, I'm just too cringe and Norse!

by Nasborraren May 5, 2022

Swanling

A baby swan.

Teacher: What do you call a baby swan?

Student: A swanling!

Teacher: Yeah, that's close enough.

by MSNNINJA February 13, 2010

Swadlincote

A place located in the south Derbyshire region where a large proportion of the population have extra toes due to the extensive amounts of incest . Local celebrities include Jordan burgess , a one man army , who has pulled off a number of high end crimes such as stealing meat from tesco. Locals gather at the Nigel Gresley before heading to the dole office. Burton occupants are shook by the local swad massive who are known to have connections with the mafia.

Swad - roughest area in the whole of the uk.

Swadlincote can be associated with Scunthorpe, Bradford and Grimsby

by anonymous August 21, 2021

Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013