stabby

Stabby is a term used to describe individuals who have a strong desire to skulk around in the darkness of night and stab objects with sharp instruments. Often these objects are round and black as they remind the Stabby of their particularly bad experiences when they were small children. Often a Stabby will try and fool you into thinking they are quite intelligent, but close examination will reveal that they are nothing more that a bully looking for a school aged child to tease.

Sorry I am late, my car had an incident with a stabby.

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 15, 2019

Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.

a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.

by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007

scabby cunt

A noun used to describe shameful or despicable people. they are most commonly known or recognized for frequently and repeatedly" forgetting their wallets or purses". "SCABBY CUNTS" will be constantly needing something or somethings from someone else to achieve their own survival. the very presence of such a scab will commonly cause anger and distrust to surface immediately from within a decent human. they can also be referred to as the second lowest human life form on planet earth. Placing second, only tochild molesters orrapists.

That jibby piper, he has stolen something from everyone. He is such a "SCABBY CUNT"

by AYOFROMWAYO April 20, 2017

Stabby

Stabby is a person that has stabbed someone, but has not been convicted yet.

Chantal said Stabby only stabbed his ex-girlfriend and cousin because he was scared they would take all the drugs from The Traphouse, and Chantal wouldn’t want to pay Stabby’s rent anymore because there was no drug supply left, and Chantal wasn’t gonna be able to Beeze like the Beezer she is.

by Nader Elshamy August 29, 2021

swabber

1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface

A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols

by timlight April 22, 2020

Pokey Stabby

A long pointy stick made of metal or wood, used to stir or scrape a fatty bowl.

Dude I'm out of grass, but if you hand me that there pokey stabby I might be able to scrape us up a gnarly resin bowl.

by yippykiayaymotherfucker August 25, 2011

Scabby Dick

When the man you've been f™cling suddenly has a rugbirn appear on his dick and you know you didn't put it there!!! At that point say "If it hurt that bad -and it must have- why didn't you stop? You don't feel that shit? Let that shit heal...take a break" and then their dick shrinks up.

When you ask your man this question after finding out he's been cheating...."how's your dick coming along, scabby dick?" And he responds"it's fine, thank you."

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ February 9, 2019