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Sutherland Institute

A conservative think tank in Salt Lake City dedicated to adding value to Utah by promoting Full Quiver Theology (FQT).

FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.

FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.

FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.

Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.

Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.

Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
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Fictious character played by Jack Bauer when he is not on FOX TV show 24.
Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.
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Full name: Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland

Born: December 21, 1966 London, England

Occupation: Television and film actor

Current role: Portrays Agent Jack Bauer on the Fox TV show 24

Latest Movie: The Sentinel

Favorite word: Gravitas
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A nickname for your friend who smokes pot 24 hours a day. A play on words on the actor "Kiefer Sutherland" who plays the main role on the hit show "24"
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