Surprise Sex

Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.

I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either

by NWTF April 1, 2008

Surprise Sex

Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.

Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.

Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.

by TheRealCK June 2, 2011

Surprise Sex

Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

SURPRISE!!!!

WHAT??!?!

Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?

by poopsmith74 December 8, 2012

surprise sex

1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.

2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.

e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex

by su france April 7, 2010

Surprise Sex

A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.

A women opens door to her bedroom

a man is on her bed smiling

he grabs her and begins having his way with her

And says surprise sex time!

by Shinji Ex May 6, 2011

Surprise Sex

The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.

It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!

Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.

Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?

Girl: What?

Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!

by LuffDogDictatesUrbanDictionary January 11, 2010

Surprise Sex

rape, to rape

It's not rape, it's surprise sex!

by randy mac August 28, 2003