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Soberphobic 

adj. To have a fear of sobriety. A instinctive need to partake in the consumption of drugs and alcohol on a regular basis.

n. A hardcore punk band based in Kenosha, WI, formed in 2008.
I am not an alcoholic, I am soberphobic!
Soberphobic by Jtb702 April 7, 2009

Superphobe

One who discriminates against those who identify with the “Super Straightsexuality.
Ben - “Hey friends, Just to let you know I’m super straight
Jessica - “You can’t do that, It’s transphobic
Ben - “No it’s not, It’s a matter of preference and it’s an easy way to know what I am interested in!”
Jessica - “Sorry buddy, I was being a superphobe”
Superphobe by Ano Monus March 3, 2021

Superphobe

Someone: hey I just wanted to say I’m a superstraight, is that ok
Me/any sane person: sorry no, I’m a superphobe

Superphobe

People who use the word transphobic to describe those who are super straight
Superphobe: hmmm ✨transphobic

Normal person: stop that ur such a superphobe
Superphobe by Smol Toast March 5, 2021

Superphobe

Someone who discriminates a person who identifies as Superstraight; a superphobe

Alternate definition: a person with a IQ higher than that of a gerbil
Guy 1: "Hey guys, I'm Superstraight. I specifically do not want to date trans people. Yes this is a sexuality, I'm part of LGBTQ+ now."
Guy 2, Superphobe: " I'm going to put you in the ground"
Superphobe by TO_THE_MAX March 8, 2021

superphobia 

Discrimination against superstraight people. This includes using derogatory slurs against superstraight people, invalidating superstraight people, intentionally misgendering someone (not using their preferred pronouns), or intentionally using their birth name if they have another preferred name. NOT the fear of superstraight people.
Superphobic person: Uh yeah so I don't have anything against superstraights or anything but like you're just making a new gender to make fun of the LGBT
Transgender person: Uhhh that's kind of superphobic
Cisgender person: Uh no?? I said I wasn't superphobic. I know what superphobia is, it's the fear of superstraight people, and I'm not afraid of superstraight people, so??? Wow. Really rude. Like no wonder no one likes superstraights. You're really transphobic and homophobic.
superphobia by F.G. Fortoo March 7, 2021