Santorum Administration

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.

So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."

by Sput August 1, 2012

Santorum Colada

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

suato

Mexican slang.
Suato/a is a person, most likely a friend, who is just too stupid to do simple stuff.

person 1: *Can't open the door*
person 2: Suato! How can't you open the door? *opens door*

by mexicangirl21 January 30, 2016

George Santos

To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.

With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!

by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023

Santorum

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.

My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.

by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 19, 2013

Sentolop

sentolop adalah sebutan bagi orang yang tidak jelas dan berkata yang tidak berhubungan dengan topik yang disebutkan. Pertama kali digunakan oleh Tara Arts Game Indonesia (YT)

A: "Tadi, Jojo aneh ya, ngga jelas."
B: "iya, Jojo emang sentolop"

by aeaeweasdw January 24, 2018