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sunbeam bitch

Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.
"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
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sunbeam bitch

A dry ass crusty raisin type bitch. Pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a dry personality, and a pair of chap dick suckin lips to match.
I can't stand your dry ass pussy it hurts my fuckin dick, Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch!
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 25, 2022
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wet sunbeam

When you are getting head from a chic in the rain. You are underneath a cover all nice and dry but she is getting all wet from the rain
My girlfriend caught a cold because she gave me a wet sunbeam.
by Thadeus Luv September 11, 2006
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California Sunbeam

When you stick your foot so far up someone's nostril that they shoot semen out of their ass.
Nothing satifies my foot, nose and ass fetish like a good california sunbeam.
by Gonzoles January 25, 2009
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Sunbear

Little hats that have little bear faces and ears and radiate and make people around the sunbear smile a lot and print pictures and poems about sunbear. Also, it's a lifestyle, incorporated with F.U.N. (also a lifestyle), many are familiar with.
If you go to the Sequoias, there are many bears that we must beware of. Sunbear is the kind you're seeking to cuddle/ make love with. day in day out.
by meowzedong July 26, 2009
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Sunbear

An animal with a large smiley-face-like crescent on the chest. It has very long, scary claws and a tongue like a giraffe.
Girl 1: Oh my goodness! What is that thing? I've never seen a bear with a smiley face on its chest before! Look at those claws!

Girl 2: Oh, that's a Sunbear.
by vulcanbear August 10, 2010
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Sunbearing

Another name for the act of oral sex performed on a woman. Named after the Malaysian Sunbear which has a tongue 20-25cm long
My jaw is so sore from sunbearing this chick last night
by Mama Bear 19 November 2, 2019
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