Smartin

One who worships animals and bestiality and the like. Getting caught for bestiality in school.

Smartin Ang.

by xerofication October 12, 2010

Smartini

A nickname for a quick cocktail/smart drink before heading out and hitting the town.

Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.

"Fancy a smartini before we go?"

by Seamaj March 16, 2009

Smartnician

Smartnician:

A technician or installer of Smart-technologies with software and hardware that is controlling temperature, illumination, alarm, stove etc. through a tablet or smart-phone.

All my lights and ovens turned themselves off again yesterday. I need to call the smartnician.

by Johet January 9, 2014

simantini

She came from heaven.

And when I look at her, I believe that God has dived down into the bottom of creation.

She is the light from the moon and stars. She is the lamp of the temple.

My eyes are always thirsty at one sight of her. And just a glimpse of that beautiful face, makes me go crazy.

You will feel lost as you look into her radiant eye, it will show you the beauty of nature.

Exotic aromatic aroma like her sweet words. There's sweetness in her anger. Arrogant, yet full of colors.

Flowers blossom on her lips. Moon can be found in her eyes. Scattered pearls like the morning rays, is her smile.

She is beautiful, unique, and special.

She is fearfully and wonderfully made, and not a single soul ever is just like her.

She is the most cutest, loveliest, and amazing person.

She has a special ability to read minds.

God in his infinite love for her made her on purpose, for a purpose, and he made her beautiful.

The other name for a fairy/angle is Simantini

by yourteddybear November 24, 2021

sartinite

women who have sex with a guy because he has a giant penis, but with whom they would be embarrassed to be seen in public.

a sartinite enjoys a secret affair that is a little dangerous and very kinky

by bagitbabe May 3, 2008

shartini

When one farts and a tiny bit of juice is excreted shart poo chili

When it felt like a cocktail came squirting out of my butt, I realized I must have had a shartini.

by bmkmkc October 4, 2008

smartificationalist

Someone who is extremely smart or just thinks that they are.

Idiot 1:I got an "A" on my math test!
Idiot 2:You must be a smartificationalist!

by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008