Sugar Beard

Aftermath of eating an Oscar Donut and having your beard covered in powdered sugar.

'Man, that was one hell of an Oscar Donut....it game me a full on Sugar Beard.'

by PhatPat33 June 14, 2013

sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chaeg January 28, 2014

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Sugarboard

Online chatboard about celebrities, esp royals, that censor critical opinions. Only sugary sweet gushing posts are wanted. Also sugar board, sugah board

2 sorts of sugarboard exist. Fan-sites are upfront about only wanting sugary posts, not dissent. Other sugarboards pretend to allow debate but misuse the rules so they can delete criticism. Posters not getting the hint are told to take their venom elsewhere.

She got banned from that sugarboard for telling the truth about Princess Mary.

by alathea November 18, 2010

sugarbear

A guy who you want to spend every waking hour with. Whenever you are away from him you cannot get him off your mind.

Every time you are with him you do not want to leave. He is loving, caring, artistic, tall, handsome, and everything you never knew you were looking for.

He is someone that you have an undeniable connection with. He is the one.

That's my sugarbear over there, yeah the one wearing the snapback.

by yourboobear July 4, 2011

Sugarbear

noun. (1) a human male who exhibits many character traits and behaviours of a friendly bear; (2) a human male whose personality is sweet as honey and who has a particular penchant for real maple syrup; (3) a human male who has superior physical form, is very muscular but also good at cuddling - like a bear; (4) a human male who has optimal intellectual capacity and an ability to engage in stimulating thought and conservation on any subject; (5) a rare human male - there is only ONE - who is the PERFECT boyfriend for me.

My Sugarbear, who shall remain unnamed.

by Rachel January 22, 2004

Sugarbear

A large Mammal Originating most likely from the mountains of Caucasus also known to be found in parts of australia.
It has a diet consisting of mostly meats and ben and jerry. will attack and roar when woken prematurely. also known to be violent when losing at computer games. Can be placated with various sugary foods. Known to leave skidmarks on rugs.

Sugarbear; Hey Sugarbear calm down its just a game. or Hey Sugarbear you fat bastard thats three tubs of ben and jerrys in an hour leave some for the rest of australia

by waahrio September 4, 2022