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A group of open source devs that make things such as dwm and dmenu. The sickos like to have as little code as possible. This leaves many features omitted.
They are so minimalistic, they must be smoking that suckless pack.
by mazylol January 8, 2022
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suckcess

-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying blow job.
Roberto: Babe, I got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!

Esmeralda: Holy motherload! What a suckcess! Hmmm..I think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. See you on the BJ Express!
by Jorgitooo February 18, 2010
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Sucksessful

1)when a quality of something sucks balls ,and everyone knows it, but is wildly popular anyway. 2) Miley Cyrus.
Dude: You know that guy Chris Martin, From Coldplay?

Girl:yeah

Dude:He is a horrible singer live.

Girl: True Dat!

He sucks. The music's good, so he gets away with it.

Dude: THAT MuthaTrucka! I wish I could suck so hard and still be that sucksessful.
by I-R-MAKE_WORD-BY-ACCIDENT September 19, 2009
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Suckcess

Receiving praise for a mediocre job on some sort of assignment for school or work.
"You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"

"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."
by Spider-Man1224 March 23, 2009
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Suckcess

1.) The result of having mastered the art of procrastination....aka Putting yourself through the depths of hell because you procrastinated and coming out VICTORIOUSLY!

2. George Patton says "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."...SUCKCESS is how high you were before you bounced back"

3.) Making an Urbandictionary post instead of studying for the test you have in 3 hours because you know you have what it takes to suckceed.

4.) Meeting the extended deadlines with a minute to spare and getting the minimum passing grade for a class...WHOOO!
My 4 days of sleep deprivation have resulted in a great suckcess.

Uppers can help you be suckcessful.

If you believe in yourself, you can suckceed
by USF_TinyDancer December 10, 2010
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suckcess

1) A grey area somewhere between failure and success that people who suck strive for.

2) A feeling of satisfaction after the completion of a blowjob.

3) Someone who has become suckcessful by administering blowjobs in generous quantities.

4) Succeeding at failing, usually humourously.
"Overall, Tom's life had been a suckcess upto this point, but it was about to become not bad."

"Jenni was carving out a niche in the corporate world as a suckcessful office assistant to the CEO."
by Red Scourge October 31, 2009
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suckcess

One who seeks advancement by debasing him or herself.
Ima give some kneepads to that sucksess bitch who stole my promotion.
by ubiq1 December 30, 2004
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