suck at life 

suck at life

1. To describe someone with little social skills and very little friends, usually gothic or emo

2. An insult, usually used when someone is aggravated at another.

1. Sally must suck at life because she has no friends and cuts herself.

2. Jimmy's mom: Did you get the milk Jimmy?

Jimmy: No

Jimmy's mom: What? No milk? You suck at life, Jimmy

*Jimmy runs upstairs to his room crying*

suck at life by DizzyLizzy June 11, 2006

suck at life 

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around

"Shut up Quackers, you suck at life"

suck at life by Carl October 1, 2004

I suck at life 

I'm bad at everything.

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."

I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005

you suck at life 

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong

BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life

you suck at life by Nicole February 15, 2004

you fucking suck at life 

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

you fucking suck at life by mackadilly June 4, 2008

way to suck at life! 

a nother way of saying you suck or something like that

A person trips;
"Hey you....way to suck at life!"

way to suck at life! by stan n May 4, 2005

You Suck At Life 

A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.

"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.

"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.

You Suck At Life by truth November 21, 2003