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Suburban vertigo

Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.
I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.
by JC Mathews February 11, 2017
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Suburbitank

An excessively large 4WD or AWD driven by suburban residents.
“When it’s slick, it doesn’t matter how many wheels have power, your suburbitank will plow right into Jan’s Prius.” —Lawrence KS Police Department
by SuburbitanksGalore November 28, 2018
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suburban slang

A word or phrase put forward as an example of urban slang, while in fact having little or no street usage. Otherwise known as wannabe slang or tryhard slang. Note: this term is self-referential.
A: Hey guys, I went shopping on Christmas Adam, and got such a mall hangover, I couldn't even do my replymas cards!
B to C: Man, that loser is a master of suburban slang.
by exyfeplin January 9, 2008
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jesus of suburbia

The main character of Green Day's album "American Idiot," a rock opera in which the characters represent the youth of America in a modern-day metropolis filled with rhetoric, lies, and censorship. The entire story is an exploration of the main characters' thoughts and interactions with each other that takes place over the time span of approximately one year.

Jesus of Suburbia represents the average young American who doesn't quite fit in and has "disciples", or a clique consisting of the rest of the unheard youth who don't feel as though they fit into the well-established structures of the corporate American society.
"I'm the son of rage and love / the Jesus of Suburbia / from the bible of 'none of the above'"
by paul4tA December 9, 2004
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Suburban Mudslide

When you poop on a girls chest and then proceed to titty fuck her.
Person 1: Dude, I totally had the runs last night, so i had to pull a Suburban Mudslide on my bitch.

Person 2: Thats fucking haggard dude.
by JTECTNB April 7, 2010
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Suburbanitis

1. A condition whereby any metropolitan area has its crime statistics exponentially increased or embellished by a person whose residence has fallen outside said area for at least three-quarters of their life.

2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.
After visiting Toronto, Matt felt encouraged and qualified to bash Detroit despite his embarrassing case of suburbanitis.
by Joshua Gillis August 3, 2008
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Suburban Princess

The modern version of the idealized 1950's house wife (see: June Cleaver). She's a stay-at-home-mom that needs day care, and a maid to free her up for lunch dates with other Suburban Princesses, and afternoons pool side. She needs a high wage earning spouse to cover her cost since she is an expense rather than a contributor to the household. Unlike her 1950's predecessor she has no useful household skills; i.e. laundry, cooking, sewing. Typically the only thing she can make for dinner are reservations. If she encounters a single working mother and mentions how hard her life is she is most likely to be jerked bald and then beaten to death by said single working mother.
"Dude are you going to marry her?"
"No, I can't afford her. She wants to be a Suburban Princess."
by redhounddog July 9, 2005
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