Disorientation one experiences while traveling around residential and commercial zones in and around a city. Feeling lost while driving around a location for the first time.
I would have made it to the bar mitzvah sooner, but my goddamn suburban vertigo put me going West on Oak St when I thought I was going East.
by JC Mathews February 11, 2017
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A word or phrase put forward as an example of urban slang, while in fact having little or no street usage. Otherwise known as wannabe slang or tryhard slang. Note: this term is self-referential.
A: Hey guys, I went shopping on Christmas Adam, and got such a mall hangover, I couldn't even do my replymas cards!
B to C: Man, that loser is a master of suburban slang.
B to C: Man, that loser is a master of suburban slang.
by exyfeplin January 9, 2008
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Jesus of Suburbia represents the average young American who doesn't quite fit in and has "disciples", or a clique consisting of the rest of the unheard youth who don't feel as though they fit into the well-established structures of the corporate American society.
Jesus of Suburbia represents the average young American who doesn't quite fit in and has "disciples", or a clique consisting of the rest of the unheard youth who don't feel as though they fit into the well-established structures of the corporate American society.
by paul4tA December 9, 2004
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Person 2: Thats fucking haggard dude.
Person 2: Thats fucking haggard dude.
by JTECTNB April 7, 2010
Get the Suburban Mudslide mug.1. A condition whereby any metropolitan area has its crime statistics exponentially increased or embellished by a person whose residence has fallen outside said area for at least three-quarters of their life.
2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.
2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.
After visiting Toronto, Matt felt encouraged and qualified to bash Detroit despite his embarrassing case of suburbanitis.
by Joshua Gillis August 3, 2008
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by redhounddog July 9, 2005
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