stylon

Strong but reserved. Intelligent but humble. Musically inclined. Wonderful boyfriend. Kind hearted. God fearing. Usually has big calves.

Stylon

by ladyofthewater March 14, 2015

Hungry Stallone

When you punch a girl in the jaw, break it, and thrust all your junk inside of the broken jaw.

Tony's sister was hungry last night, and I had a boner, so i gave her a Hungry Stallone.

by Pat, Fuzzy, Tex, Tony February 4, 2009

Stallocaust

A public bathroom stall rendered un-usable from a plethora of feces, urine, and toilet paper distributed across the toilet, floor, and walls.

Mike: “Dude, I just witnessed a stallocaust in the 4th stall, don’t go in there.”

Jim: “Wasn’t me.”

by danterrycol December 5, 2011

stollo

a stolen vehicle

John: Nice Honda bro
Trevor: It's a stollo I got it today

by Tab36 February 3, 2014

frank stallone

A maneuver involving at least two individuals, a glass table, and a freshly pinched loaf. One person lays underneath the table while the other deposits said loaf onto the table top.

Origins: Frank Stallone (Wordly brother of Sly Stallone) apparently pulled this little ditty at the Playboy mansion in a cocaine fueled romp. No word whether he was on top or underneath.

"Dude, i caught a siiiiick frank stallone last night from my lady."

by Tim Merrit July 5, 2006

styleosophy

Styleosophy is the abbreviation of style and philosophy. When speaking about fashion, style is not about trends and fads it's about your own personal take on what's fab and right now.

What's your styleosophy?

by Glenyse January 11, 2009

stallone's law

Stallone's Law states that (when guns are involved, usually) 1 man has better chances of killing 20 men than 20 men killing 1.

This refers to poorly-written action movies where pursuers of the movie's heroine have terrible aim and don't hit the main character, but instead hit surrounding metal objects so that a cool spark effect can ensue.

Person 1: "This movie is retarded, how come those stereotypical movie bad guys with the leather jackets and the foreign accents can't hit the main character? They seem to do perfectly fine hitting the stairs and the metal railing.."

Person 2: "Because he's a loose-cannon cop who plays by his own rules, bitch."

by Skeeter McDougal August 10, 2005