staunion

(Staunion is a marker brand that is a knock off of Sharpie. Has same colors,

format, and font style of Sharpie markers.)
1. Anything fake, or counterfeit.

2. Demeaning term as to mean jerk, douchebag, asshole, queer, f-wad, etc.

1. No way he got those tickets for $15. They're definitely a couple of

staunions.

2. I can't believe he's going to the ballet instead of the movies tonight. What

a staunion.

Let me have one bite of your sandwich you staunion.

Stop being a staunion, and give me back my mixed tape featuring Party in the

U.S.A. by Miley Cirus.

by narwhal king October 27, 2009

Studion

A muscular, good-looking guy. A cross between at stud and a stallion.

Todd just took his shirt off on the court, Wow, what a studion!

by Betty Biscuit February 22, 2011

skunion

An over the top skunt who likes to expose her poon in a real slutty way.

"Bill, check out the skunion over in the corner." "Did you ever see such an ugly gash"?

by Yonderboy March 26, 2005

skunion

A skunt who likes to 'accidently' expose her poon in public places.

"Bill, check out the Skunion over at the bar!" "Have you ever seen an uglier gash?"

by Yonderboy March 26, 2005

spunion busters

1. Hippie Sitters
2. Compassionate music festival and special event security response team in the Northeast
3. One that "busts" spunions or helps people ride it out

Is that noisy camp the legendary Spunion Busters?! Sweet!

by PHammerSB June 1, 2020

Spunion Ring

Doing shrooms and ketamine

She's so high she just did a spunion ring

by Queef of Sharts August 3, 2021

Scunion

The act of getting absolutely and irrefutably filthy, dirty, sick, nasty, balls deep in complete and overwhelming scunionisity. Composed of sick + crazy + onion.
Pronounced : Scun - yun

Person 1 : "Hey you getting scunion tonight or what?"
Person 2 : "For sure, scunion better recognize."

by Nancy Kerrigan December 31, 2008