Stud Situation Creationist

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

by Vered P August 1, 2011

Studdin'

v.tr. Derived from the word "studying," it is focusing attention on someone or something.

"Randolph, ain't nobody studdin' you, so go on back to sleep with your grumpy ass."

by Cookies for Pilgrims February 27, 2008

Stede

Gay mf who will shiver your timbers

"Stede thought he was heterosexual, until a big pirate bear showed him all 7 seas and plundered his booty"

by The Speem Demon May 7, 2022

steddie

A himbo bisexual and a gay metal head who have 6 children to take care of. They are married because I said so.

"I absolutely love chrissy and eddie together!!"
"Ew man, are you alright? Steddie is endgame"

"Does curly hair suits steve?"
"It did, steddie was real"

by Darienne.el July 2, 2022

Stoedhard

The permanent erection a closeted gay man gets when he observes man love.

I’ve got Stoedhard for a week after watching Queer Eye - I need to double up on the briefs to hide this from the wife.

by #nativespeaker April 5, 2021

Bench stud

(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench

Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!

Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud

by duff94 June 24, 2011

squedge

similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast

i gave her a squedge

by mc factor July 1, 2008