Stoddard

1. The spacious, rat-infested complex located in beautiful downtown Worcester.

2. The equivalent of the "ghetto" for rich white (and indian (and chinese (and portuguese))) kids.

3. Sausage fest...

I saw a girl in Stoddard the other day! I pissed myself.

by Stoddard Resident October 26, 2006

stundard

Someone who is stupid by choice. These people resemble retards in their knowledge of most things, but have a normal functioning brain capacity. Presented with a means of education, they don't accept it. Some psychiatrists say stundards have learning disabilities, 90% of the time it's just a dumb, lazy, good-for-nothing mother fucker.

Retards get way more respect than stundards.

Me: I got an A in my trigonometry class, man!
Stundard: I only made it to third grade science. I don't care about that shit.

by Malcolm "M.F" Brown November 25, 2007

Stoddard

When a man ejaculates into another mans mouth while getting fisted in his ass.

I can't walk, I've been Stoddard.

by Klusmeyer April 18, 2013

Stoddard

A trashy girl who looks like a busted 40 year old, yet is still underage.

"Damn, look at that porn star!"

"Dude, don't even think about it. She's a total stoddard."

by AlcoholicSynonymous October 26, 2011

treben studdards

adj. something that is extremely true.

(Derived from the term "true" and the singer Ruben Studdard)

Yo, that girl is so hot.

Dude, that is so treben studdards.

by Pukeson J April 7, 2009

Stoddard Nic

A descendant of the original from New Glarus. This one haunts the Thirsty Turtle. He has a passion for cats, silly string, and The Miami Sound Machine. If you give him cab fare he will gamble and drink it away.

Did you see Stoddard Nic go down on that sidewalk like Monica on Bill?

by K-man-77 November 7, 2020

Stundard

Dullard's stunned 'standard' or stundards.

"To speak here of property (in the soil) as one speaks of property in an article of use is to renounce thought"

- Frank E Warner 'Future of Man' (1944)

Full Nutbar Trumpian F*ckwittery remained due to the Stundards set by 45th POTUS.

by PartisanZ May 4, 2022