An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.
by foybat November 2, 2010
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Bloke 2: Cheers, but I gotta get back to the old trouble and strife before midnight or lese she'll blow!
Bloke 2: Cheers, but I gotta get back to the old trouble and strife before midnight or lese she'll blow!
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by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005
Get the ass strafe mug.A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.
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Person 1: You want to play PS2?
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.
by Fred Botchko December 8, 2016
Get the Strongsville Strudel mug.The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.
How it works ::
You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
How it works ::
You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
That was one hell of an apple strudel bj
That was one slippery-slogan.
I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
That was one slippery-slogan.
I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
by taybag March 21, 2011
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