Stretch

A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.
Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 11, 2008
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A co-worker' act of extending the duration of a business trip, at the company's expense, in order to pursue purely personal objectives, such as martini lunches, happy hours, steak dinners, golf, gambling, sporting events and generally avoiding spouse and children.
Wow, co-worker X has an impressive stretch working, he turned a four-hour business meeting into a three day trip, including, two steak dinners, some nice hangovers and a baseball game.
by MDM_1234 March 07, 2011
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A tall skinny person. A true beauty.
by Stretch July 10, 2014
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An alter ego of a person(s) when they have been enjoying alcohol or nose beers. Often will leave early but never to go to get a Sunday roast.
Did you see James become Stretch last night? He was oan the gear again!
by JimDawgR May 07, 2020
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English travelling dole spongers with overinflated ego's,bad teeth, no hair and black stringy over stretched jumpers, holding a flee bitten dog on a bit of string.
Often found in the early hours laying in doorways in a puddle of their own urine. term later used to refer to any remotely vagrant individual
"Coor did you smell that stretch swimming in that puddle of piss"?
by Bills Aloud March 03, 2007
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An English nickname for a vagrant; typically a beggar or social parasite with irritating qualities.
by Roy Munson October 06, 2003
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To hit someone in the back of their head.
DeMario: Ay that mane just took your phone.
Travis: Hell nah, Jeremy go stretch his shit!
Jeremy: Ight, say less!
by Memphis Terms October 29, 2019
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