stretched lobes

Stretched Lobes are ear lobes stretched beyond the "normal" size of 18g. The incorrect term for the stretching process is "Gauging"; the jewelry are certain Gauges (For example, 2g is 1/4".) The origins of this process go back to tribes in Africa, Asia, and even some in early America.

Frequently asked questions about this are:
“Does it hurt?”
It really shouldn’t. If you stretch slowly and only one size at a time (waiting till it is healed) it shouldn’t be more than a slight discomfort for a few seconds.

“How big will I stretch before it won’t go back to normal?”
On average, 2g

“What comes after 00/000?”
Refer to the chart:
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Gauge Inches Millimeters
16ga 1.3mm
14ga 1.6mm
12ga 2.0mm
10ga 2.5mm
8ga 3.2mm
6ga 4.1mm
4ga 5.1mm
2ga 1/4" 6.3mm
0ga 5/16" 7.9mm
00ga 3/8" 9.5mm
000ga 7/16" 11.1mm
1/2" 12.7mm
9/16" 14.2mm
5/8" 15.8mm
11/16" 17.4mm
3/4" 19.0mm
13/16" 20.6mm
7/8" 22.2mm
15/16" 23.8mm
1" 25.4mm

“How big can I go?”
Depends on the size of your lobes, how thick, and how well you stretch. There are people currently here in America with lobes over 3 inches.

“Why do it?”
Personal choice, everyone’s different.

For more information on “Stretching Lobes” you can refer to www.BMEzine.com.

For examples of Stretched lobes check out the picture section

by Holly Noel April 14, 2006

Skeecher

A creeper, but probably wearing sketchers.. which just adds to the creepiness.

Jeb: Not only was he watching my wife hiroshima the toilet from outside, he was wearing bright white sketchers.

Cheyanne: That man right there sounds like a class A skeecher if I don' say so ma' self.

by 12buckleurshoe May 23, 2017

Sneecher

A sneecher is another word for someone being a dick or acting retarded.

How much money are you down on sports betting this week? Shut up you sneecher.

*Scores a greasy goal in NHL 20* "Stop being a sneecher."

by BernCart December 11, 2019

cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.

His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

stretched too thin

When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them

I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club

by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006

Streetvertise

Streetvertise (strtvr-tz)

Vb: Street· ver· tised, Street· ver· tis· ing, Street· ver· tis· es

1.  To present or praise (event, services or goods) to the public with the use of green pavement advertising techniques
2. An alternative and eco-aware method to reach a wide audience
3. To illustrate publically that you are green, ecologically aware and innovative in marketing

Streetvertise is Clean graffitti, reverse graffitti, removal of dirt using stencils and pressure washers to leave an imprint of a image or message.

by makka86 March 29, 2011

steeched

Really high off of marijuana.

Last night I just got steeched and watched Chappelle.

by Killa Kizzle June 13, 2005