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Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.
A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.
by Insert_Name June 4, 2013
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Screen Stalker

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.
John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.
by Coolcatsarecold May 18, 2010
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organized stalking

A system of organized psychological terror tactics used against a person who has become an enemy of an individual or a government. Subtle but effective techniques of stalking by multiple individuals and psychological intimidation and manipulation are used to slowly but surely drive the target to make complaints to authorities who will see the complaints as bogus because of the methods used against the target. As a result, the target gets labelled as mentally ill.
There are as many stalking tactics as there are targets as the multistalkers will tailor the stalking to the individuals habits and individual personality. Some common examples or organized stalking are: following the target on foot, by car and public transportation, crowding the target's space in a public place, murmuring insults under the breath so only the target can hear, sitting in the car outside the target's residence, starting "fights" in public with the target, doing "skits" on the street which involves information only the target should know but has been found out via surveillance of the target, stealing and vandalism of the target's possesions.
by samaritan September 9, 2006
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FB Stalker

Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.
How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.
by FunforYOU678 January 8, 2011
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quasi-stalk

To almost but not really stalk someone.
The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.
by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011
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Orbital stalking

The act of stalking someone via satellite imaging programs such as Google Earth.
Friend 1: Hey dude, I just got that girls number and address. I wonder what her house is like!
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?
by Spökmacka July 22, 2010
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stalker screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity
You might use your stalker screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike
by Moggraider May 7, 2009
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