piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently baggy, odoriferous and sallow.

Fucking hell, Dorothy, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!

by Sir Roy Strong March 9, 2008

Straidar

Kind of like gaydar except instead of being able to tell if somebody is gay, straidar tells you that he/she straight even if he/she acts, looks, or talks as though he/she is gay.

It's the Heterosexual spidey-sense

Bob: Dude it seems like every time i'm near you my gaydar goes of the charts.

Rob: Don't worry Bob that's probably just your straidar.

by Addled Mind December 16, 2005

Eye Strainer

A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.

Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.

by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

strain the spuds

take a piss

like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)

hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds

by tommy gun 21 April 4, 2009

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

Strain’t

Not heterosexual - ain’t straight

I don’t know if I’m gay, bi, pan etc all I know is I’m strain’t

by Bare Crawls March 3, 2020

Hillcrest Strainer

When a man takes a funnel in his mouth and has another man take a sloppy dump in the funnel. The funnel retains the clumps but allows the liquid goodness down the throat. This is a variation of the Hot Lunch procedure

Damn I shouldn’t have eaten those Tijuana street tacos. At least my man friend will enjoy a nice Hillcrest Strainer tonight

by Omar Joyce August 17, 2009