Straight Jacket Wank

Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down

Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank

by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009

Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

Prairie dog straight jacket

When you know your chick has to poop so you wrap her up so tight with the sheets that she can't move her arms and then butt fuck her while she's pooping

I saw my girl crowning and I was feeling horny so I grabbed her and gave her the old prairie dog straight jacket.

by 420twerm December 27, 2021

Subway Straight Jacket

When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.

The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

arabian straight jacket

when you take a shit on someone's chest/torso and then seran wrap it to them.

dude, that hooker totally gave me an arabian straight jacket last night.

dude, thats gross.

by emoBobbykid March 14, 2010

Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.

That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.

It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?

by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024