Straight-Face

1. Used to describe someone's physical facial expression of seriousness

2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation

1. "Dude was posted on the block harbody straight-face yo"

2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"

by LaQuaisha Skeetolay March 19, 2006

straight face

Meaning to keep a "striaght face"during conversation or any type of activity.

Let's ride out to Shawty's crib, I'll sho nuff straight face that bitch.

by Lady Raerae May 11, 2006

straight face

The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.

Hey look! That girl Adrian knows is giving everybody straight face!!

by ballsdeep2786 December 9, 2008

Straight Face

A type of face usually made by online video chatters. This face suggest that masturbation is being had somewhere where you can not see. The suggestion is strong however, and with most people, you know they're really just whacking it down there.

*Video chatting on 4Chan*
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"

by mrstraightface June 20, 2011

Straight face gang

They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.

The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Straight Face

A face that is not gay

People that are not gay has a straight face

by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019

Straight face

1. The act of a gay individual repressing his/her identity (including, but not limited to, their ideas, appearance and sexual attraction) for a more heterosexual one while in public.

2. Straight face is usually used when an individual does not want "others" to know that they are gay, so they may opt to take on a more "straight" persona to protect their interests. (Note: Not to be confused with being on the down low or in the closet, these specific terms do not apply).

John identifies as a gay man around his friends and family, however, at work, his co-workers believe him to be straight because he portrays himself as a "stereotypical" heterosexual male through his inadvertent qualities and/or behaviors. For an example, he may participate in conversations about sexy women, and do other things he normally would not, only to conform. This is called "straight face".

by Pierre Estelle March 14, 2010