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close the store for you

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting
Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021
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storecerer

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.
Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!
by Quux February 24, 2011
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Storey

A girl that will brighten up your day. She's beautiful, kind, and funny. You can talk her about sports. She's chill. The perfect girl.
-Bro that girl!!!
~Storey! I know!
by M.L.J October 19, 2016
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ghost stories

Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!
by RockTundra December 9, 2020
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Browse Categories Vote Store

When you dont know what to search up so you decided to look around and you find that there is browse categories vote and store at the top of Urban Dictionary so you go and search it up
by Why_is_it_called PSEYDONYM October 8, 2019
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Poppy store

A Spanish mini-market that is usually on the corner of a street. This term is primarily used in Philly.
I am going to the poppy store to get a cheesesteak platter and an Arizona. Do y’all want anything?
by Yoaudosbd October 3, 2017
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pee is stored in the balls

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"
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