Stonement

Summarizes stoner moments associated with forgetfulness, paranoia, gross misunderstandings and all the happy things as well.

"Oh so my keys where in that pocket I swear I checked 3 or 4 times"

"Nice stonement bro"

by iherpiderp December 7, 2011

stoneman

Any person of extreme lethargy

The guy was as lazy as Stoneman

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

stonedundrum

smoking entirely too much weed, to the point where one begins talking in circles and confuses oneself.

a stoner's conundrum.

lots of badasses that don't give a fuck are gay (channing tatum, vin diesel, leonard nimoy), then one says i don't give a fuck but then one is not gay. But one still doesn't give a fuck.........seems like a stonedundrum to me.

by irreteoj November 21, 2010

Stonemountained

To die from fall damage in a video game, and casually blame it on the game or other players.

"Dude, you just Stonemountained, why didn't you just pull your chute?"

"Damn hackers man...."

by DyslexicTurtel July 26, 2020

stonemountain64

See: Unprofessional Skydiver

David would've landed safely, but instead he forgot to pull his parachute and stonemountain64ed directly into the ground

by JonLian Slink July 21, 2022

STONEMAN the Moai

The Talking Moai From the Youtube channel MichaelTheMicrowave

Guy1 Hey dude do you like “STONEMAN the moai?”
Guy2 yeah! MichaelTheMicrowave is my favorite YouTube channel!

by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

Ryan Stoneman

Ryan is a cool guy but has a twisted side. Reeks of bud and preys on insecurities. Unlike his name he isn't much of a rock and can be quite flimsy.

Errrr don't do a Ryan stoneman

by Djdonk November 23, 2021