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Marjory stoneman douglas high 

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd
guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

stonemonkey 

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.
Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

stoneman 

Chris: "Want some weed?"
Dan: "I didn't know you were a stoneman."
stoneman by DannyK June 7, 2005

stonemuffin 

A person that gets completely fried or stoned before school or any other event where it isnt good to show up under the influence.
"that bitch is a stonemuffin"
a what?
"STONE MUFFIN!"
stonemuffin by chantal heartbreak November 25, 2005

Marjory Stoneman Douglas 

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.
friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas
me: “i keep you in my prayers”

owen stoneman 

A fat bastardly lizard prick that eats more kfc than Godzilla
The local kfc tan put of chicken must of had an Owen stoneman
owen stoneman by power playa November 23, 2017