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Stoney Crab

How one describes themselves under the influence of marijuana
Dude I’m a Stoney crab off that joint pull.
Bro did you see Declan turned into a Stoney crab off that bong rip.
by BangerFlags August 19, 2020
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Do a Stoney

To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.
Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.
by Voice of Sport May 29, 2020
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Stonyhurst College

A posh boarding school located in the North of England. At Stonyhurst, boys and girls spend their parents vast amounts of wealth at the local pub. The school has many long-standing traditions, singing the Our Father in Latin after having a several pints is one of the more popular ones.
by chundermonkey November 29, 2011
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Stoney Boloney

🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY
🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY
by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019
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Stony

A miner who works in the limestone quarries of southern Indiana. This is especially used by college students at Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana, to reference the "local people" (whether or not they actually work in the quarries) to differentiate them from the college student population. They are also called "cutters" (for limestone cutters). Use of this term can be heard in John Mellencamp's song "I Need a Lover".
"Electricity runs through the video
And I watch it from this hole I call home
And all them stonies are dancin' to the radio
And I got the world callin' me up free tonight on the phone" -- John Mellencamp, "I Need a Lover"

Here, "stonies" is the plural of "stony".
by Poppy McFoppy February 17, 2015
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stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"
by King John the I April 17, 2009
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Stony Brook University

Hey you want weed? You need to be a slobbering, brain dead retarded Camel first.

Stony Brook University.
by MAGNANIMOUS :] May 13, 2009
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