stitch up

1. 1. To bring about and leave someone in a position that they find difficult, or impossible, to extricate themselves from.

2. To repair something through the use of a needle and thread.

1. Not removing Sadam Hussein from Iraq the first time stitched up the people who rebelled against him hoping to be supported by the "Allies".

2. After I got hit by a brick, the nurse stitched up the wound.

by wise_newol January 28, 2004

stitch up

to take care of, finish, attend to.

"L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."

by ryon January 29, 2004

Bhill stitch up

When an individual is required to complete a task or a favor, but the task or favor ends up ranging from the slightest inconvenience, to a waste of your time.

“Hey slim, you able to grab us a carton from the bottle-o. Take my car”
Car has no fuel: Bhill stitch up
Car is barely in working order: Bhill stitch up.
Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.

by Bhill Stitched me up February 13, 2023

stitch up

What one does before a night out on the town. Dressing for the occasion..stitch up..get dressed.

Yo, Tyrone you slack ass bitch. Stitch up and lets book.

by dvb911 August 18, 2004

Stitch it up

to suck it up and deal with a situation instead of complaining or looking for an excuse.

Quit complain and just stitch it up.

by lojek February 6, 2006

Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped

Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.

by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023

Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019