1. 1. To bring about and leave someone in a position that they find difficult, or impossible, to extricate themselves from.
2. To repair something through the use of a needle and thread.
2. To repair something through the use of a needle and thread.
1. Not removing Sadam Hussein from Iraq the first time stitched up the people who rebelled against him hoping to be supported by the "Allies".
2. After I got hit by a brick, the nurse stitched up the wound.
2. After I got hit by a brick, the nurse stitched up the wound.
by wise_newol January 28, 2004
"L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."
by ryon January 30, 2004
When an individual is required to complete a task or a favor, but the task or favor ends up ranging from the slightest inconvenience, to a waste of your time.
“Hey slim, you able to grab us a carton from the bottle-o. Take my car”
Car has no fuel: Bhill stitch up
Car is barely in working order: Bhill stitch up.
Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.
Car has no fuel: Bhill stitch up
Car is barely in working order: Bhill stitch up.
Traffic on the road: Bhill stitch up
Detour on the way to bottle-o: Bhill stitch up.
No cold cartons: Bhill stitch up.
by Bhill Stitched me up February 13, 2023
by dvb911 August 18, 2004
by lojek February 06, 2006
Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".
Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019
Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped
by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023