Dirty Stingray

diseased woman; whore with a gift that keeps on giving

"All of the desperately-seeking attention women that appear on Flavor of Love are dirty stingrays."

by myway September 16, 2008

Stingray Coochie

A Stingray Coochie is that super good fire pussy. That grips the life out of you.

Bro, Colleen got that Stingray Coochie. Ya feel me?

by StingrayCoochie December 1, 2020

Blue pine stingray

1.) The blue pine stingray is a stingray recently discovered by the Jorge foundation of marine preservation and exploration. Blue pine stingrays can be found in the fjords of Norway, especially those near or within the arctic circle. The stingrays are given their name from the blue pine trees in the fjord where they were discovered. Blue pine stingray shave evolved the incredible ability to live outside of the water for long periods of time, and can breathe moist or damp air through primitive gills, but will not survive in dry environments. The blue pine stingray poses a high threat to humans exploring Norway’s fjords. The stingray can be found on both land and sea, and may even have a freshwater larval stage, so Norwegians are advised to watch where they step and report any confirmed sightings to the Jorge foundation for marine conservation preservation and exploration. The stinging barbs are designed to pick up small bacteria, protozoans, and other disease causing organisms. A sting can cause seizures, hemorrhaging, amnesia, paralyzation, gangrene, and ultimately a slow and painful death. The blue pine stingray may provide a large contribution to stem cell and cancer research, but this field of science is still young, and the blue pine stingray is rarely studied. Reports exist of a Norwegian cruise line ship carrying a specimen to Sweden, where a small colony has begun, but shows no sign of growth. The ecology of this creature is a mystery to science.

Idiot 1: *steps on a 1x16 lego brick*
Idiot 2: At least you didn’t get stung by a BLUE PINE STINGRAY!!!
Both: *chuckle*

by Cyanea capillata January 5, 2020

stingray

What killed Steve Irwin.

Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray.

by sallyadamswashtub September 4, 2006

Ultimate Stingray

When you take a Jagr Shot through your urethra.

Charles Barkley performed a slammin' ultimate stingray on me.

by joshee April 19, 2007

Stingray

The act of a man laying face down on his stomach and flipping his penis between his legs in order to receive fellatio.

Oh my god, this girl is such a freak! She finished me off with a stingray.

by Mick Slicky D August 30, 2013

stingray

An oceanic fish, related to sharks, that has been wrongly maligned since the untimely death of Steve Irwin.

1) It was ONE stingray that killed Steve, so don't go blaming the whole family; 2) it didn't maliciously kill him, it just reacted instinctively to a perceived threat; and 3) if you know the first thing about Steve Irwin, it should be perfectly clear that he would NEVER want us to bear ill will against any animal.

by Erin Catherine May 1, 2008