sticky keys

1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people
Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
...
Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!
by joebob2 December 08, 2007
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sticky keys

When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.
Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.
by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009
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sticky keys

the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!

But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...
by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020
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sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook
I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys
by tom December 21, 2003
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sticky keys

to have a wank and cum on your keyboard,
luke: i watched some well good porn lastnight and wanked over it

jamie: err really ?
luke : yeah, i proper cumed over the keyboard and gave it sticky keys
by squid and jay March 18, 2010
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Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.
"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."
by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011
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Do you want sticky keys?

It is a question by Windows 10 if you spam the shift, CTRL, ALT, or Windows button the question will pop up on your monitor. And no, i don't want sticky keys.
Do you want sticky keys? The answer is no poopy brainer
by I am the OWO December 22, 2019
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