sticky keys

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

by tom December 20, 2003

Sticky Keys

When your watching porno, and spray your man-goo all over your keyboard

John was getting really into it and gave his computer sticky keys

by TheGoombas September 4, 2010

Sticky Keys

Press shift 5 times to activate.
It is supposed to allow you to use either SHIFT, CTRL, ALT and the Windows logo by pressing one key, but people I know refer it to some awesome joke, as they yell "STICKYKEYS!" in random places and at random times.

Sticky Keys Guy: "WOOOOOOT STICKYKEYS!"
Random person: "Um, hi?"
Sticky Keys Guy: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY"
Random Person: "Hello?
Sticky Keys Guy: "I LOOOOOVE STIIIICKYKEEEEEYS"
Random Person: "Sigh..."

by 17G December 6, 2011

Sticky Keys

To spunk on your keyboard whilst watching internet porn and getting a bit overwhelmed.

Guy One: Dude, what happened to your keyboard?

Guy Two: Oh, sorry. Got sticky keys.

Guy One: Ew.

by JewsAreTheNewBlack June 8, 2009

sticky keys

to have a wank and cum on your keyboard,

luke: i watched some well good porn lastnight and wanked over it

jamie: err really ?
luke : yeah, i proper cumed over the keyboard and gave it sticky keys

by squid and jay March 18, 2010

Sticky keys

You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.

Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"

by Max and toast February 18, 2017

Sticky Keys

When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after

You trying to play sticky keys later?? Daves got a chromebook we can use

by Google Buddies November 10, 2021