Friend Stealer

A total bitch who comes along hogging your best friend and is really annoying. Your friend likes them but you despise of them. They act like they are all innocent but you know that they are evil deep down.

"Wtf why are they together"
"She's a friend stealer"

by Honkyfoo May 5, 2016

lamborghini steamer

farting (or sharting) in a sitting or laying down position, while lifting one's leg in a manner similar to the opening of lamborghini doors

I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick

by CobraCommenter July 10, 2019

The Steamer

Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."

Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.

by MrMaynard September 1, 2008

Sanchez Steamer

You know what it is. Just do it

“Don’t even act like you don’t know what a Sanchez Steamer is. Now do it.”

by evan, chill out! June 3, 2018

Hot Dog Steamers

A pair of sweatpants.

After a long day of work, I just want to put on my sweatshirt and my hot dog steamers and just relax on the couch.

by Smurf Exterminator December 31, 2012

Lebron Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is where you take a crap on somebody. A Lebron Steamer is where you take a crap on Cleveland.

That was a huge Lebron Steamer that coward Lebron James took on us when he decided to go to Miami.

by Anigav Senip July 10, 2010

Steamer McLovin

1) A popular midwest pornstar from the seventies known for exposing himself to Jehova's Witness women every chance he had.

1) When the door opened, the girl from the church was greeted by Steamer McLovin holding his hairy crank. She giggled and then proceeded to drop to her knees and take his purple head into her mouth. Steamer stood with his hands on his hips and said "Witness this, bitch".

by Petergozinya May 18, 2010