"hey, you want to hear a story?"
"Sure."
"Well, the other day I was at school, there are a lot of asians and gingers there..and i was stealthy and creeped up on this one asian, WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO A GINGER!"
"Why..this is crazy!"
"I know right!? I was being cunning and deceiving!"
"Sure."
"Well, the other day I was at school, there are a lot of asians and gingers there..and i was stealthy and creeped up on this one asian, WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO A GINGER!"
"Why..this is crazy!"
"I know right!? I was being cunning and deceiving!"
by asiansgingersblacksmexicans January 21, 2010
Get the stealthymug. A fairly queer young male who is oft an annoyance to the masses. Known to frequent chatrooms and present himself as a female.
by Justin Franczek December 1, 2006
Get the stealthymug. stell-thee Stealthy + Selfie. The quick, secretive selfie you take on your friend's phone while they aren't looking.
Quick, let's take a stealthie on his phone while he's over there getting his food out of the microwave!
by splitenz January 19, 2015
Get the Stealthiemug. Dude 1: Hey check out this photo I took of those ducks!
Dude 2: Whoa man, how'd you get that in flight shot?
Dude 2: It's a Stealthie, man, of course it's going to be awesome.
Dude 2: Whoa man, how'd you get that in flight shot?
Dude 2: It's a Stealthie, man, of course it's going to be awesome.
by StealthieInc March 16, 2015
Get the Stealthiemug. A picture taken by someone, usually a girl, that is clearly a selfie but contains a cute animal or object of interest in order to curb the backlash of it being a selfie.
John: "Hey Pete, did you see Amy's new puppy? Looks pretty cute."
Pete: "You sure that's the only thing that was cute? Dude it was totally a stealthie! Typical Amy."
Pete: "You sure that's the only thing that was cute? Dude it was totally a stealthie! Typical Amy."
by Talmok February 4, 2014
Get the Stealthiemug. Steve said he'd be here soon, but its been 2 hours and he's not here yet. Dude must be on stealthy time.
by draino77 November 7, 2022
Get the stealthy timemug. When you’re trying to take a stealth pic of someone’s (hair, fake tan, outfit, SO, etc...) so you fake a selfie to get the best shot.
I had to take a stealthy selfie as it only way I could get a pic of this chick’s ridiculous camo and cheetah combo
by MasonBurch March 13, 2018
Get the Stealthy selfiemug.