The combination of your status message and avatar on any IM network. A single word is necessary due to the growing commonality of making a political, social or comical statement using the combination of the two.
Your statustar cracks me up! -Correct
Your status message and avatar are very funny indeed. -Incorrect
Your status message and avatar are very funny indeed. -Incorrect
by Scott Beeson March 3, 2008
Get the statustar mug.The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status simply to have a conversation with another person who has previously commented on or liked the status.
Michael Baker is enjoying the new treadmills at the gym
Sophia Smith: me too!!
Jake Nauert: oh sophia where do you work out!??!?!
This status has just been statusjacked by Jake, who likely has a crush on Sophia.
Sophia Smith: me too!!
Jake Nauert: oh sophia where do you work out!??!?!
This status has just been statusjacked by Jake, who likely has a crush on Sophia.
by just@friend September 19, 2010
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the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.
see textual satisfaction
see textual satisfaction
by misterstanwood April 29, 2011
Get the facebook statusfaction mug.The annoying facebook window within the facebook window on the top-right alerting you of statuses that are simultaneously showing on your main screen.
Your mind: "Oh look, my ex just got engaged. How nice!"
Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"
Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"
by Meesohonee September 29, 2011
Get the StatuStalker mug.Lame-statusism is defined as a disease. As a disease, lame-statusism has a clear beginning, middle, end, and prognosis. It can also be cured under proper treatment. If you or someone you know suffers from Lame Statusism, don't despair. Treatment and help is available.
Classic Symptoms
There is a huge list of common symptoms associated with lame statuses. Even if you don't Facebook, chances are that you have heard some of them. Listed below are some of the important symptoms of lame-statusism. The important signs of lame-statusism are: Facebooking alone, making or finding excuses to update your status, daily or frequent Facebooking needed to function, inability to reduce or stop updating your status, violent episodes associated with Facebooking, Facebooking secretly, becoming angry when confronted about your lame status updates, poor eating habits or lack of appetite, failure to care for physical appearance, trembling in the morning or body tremors, high levels of physical anxiety, vomiting, headaches, concentration difficulties, memory problems, and sleeping for long periods of time.
Classic Symptoms
There is a huge list of common symptoms associated with lame statuses. Even if you don't Facebook, chances are that you have heard some of them. Listed below are some of the important symptoms of lame-statusism. The important signs of lame-statusism are: Facebooking alone, making or finding excuses to update your status, daily or frequent Facebooking needed to function, inability to reduce or stop updating your status, violent episodes associated with Facebooking, Facebooking secretly, becoming angry when confronted about your lame status updates, poor eating habits or lack of appetite, failure to care for physical appearance, trembling in the morning or body tremors, high levels of physical anxiety, vomiting, headaches, concentration difficulties, memory problems, and sleeping for long periods of time.
It was clear he had a bad case of Lame-Statusism when he made the update: "My Back Itches"
Short Term
Short term physical effects of lame status updates are common to most people, even if you do not Facebook. Lame-statusolics deal with these physical symptoms with each bout of Facebooking. These symptoms are lowered inhibitions, poor coordination, blackouts and loss of memory, nausea sickness, hangovers and headaches, stupor, and coma.
Long-term Effects
Facebooking also has long term bodily effects as well including damage to the liver, heart, brain and other vital organs. Effects of lame statuses can be so pronounced on the brain that they can induce dementia or psychosis. For these reasons alone it is important to Facebook in moderation.
Getting Help
If you or someone you know if suffering with lame-statusism, please seek treatment. Facebook has never and will never make any problems you are facing better or miraculously go away. Please seek treatment for the sake of your sanity, body, spirit and loved ones.
Short Term
Short term physical effects of lame status updates are common to most people, even if you do not Facebook. Lame-statusolics deal with these physical symptoms with each bout of Facebooking. These symptoms are lowered inhibitions, poor coordination, blackouts and loss of memory, nausea sickness, hangovers and headaches, stupor, and coma.
Long-term Effects
Facebooking also has long term bodily effects as well including damage to the liver, heart, brain and other vital organs. Effects of lame statuses can be so pronounced on the brain that they can induce dementia or psychosis. For these reasons alone it is important to Facebook in moderation.
Getting Help
If you or someone you know if suffering with lame-statusism, please seek treatment. Facebook has never and will never make any problems you are facing better or miraculously go away. Please seek treatment for the sake of your sanity, body, spirit and loved ones.
by Stoptheinsanity June 17, 2011
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Get the statusphere mug.A condition in which a person fears not being able to update their facebook/myspace status at all hours of the day.
Guy 1: Did that bitch just update her status again?
Guy 2: Yeah she does it every 5 minutes I think she has statusphobia.
Guy 2: Yeah she does it every 5 minutes I think she has statusphobia.
by Burrsketball May 6, 2010
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