statustician

An expert in or compiler of status updates

jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes

by jimi Haha December 18, 2010

statustumped

The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.

Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.

by motor( . )( . )boat December 15, 2008

statustician

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent

by tonyb November 10, 2003

statustician

One who continuously updates his facebook status

John's a master statustician

by MedicalMatt August 10, 2010

statusticion

Someone who writes facebooks statuses for a living.

Jules is my statusticion because he is soooo fuckin' funny!

by RebeccaYannetti September 20, 2009