Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate

Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Fisting Station

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices

I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out

by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Static Cruising

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.

"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."

by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010

stationeria

(n.) a subtype of hysteria (as in dissociative disorder) characterized by severe infatuation and obsession with novelty stationery items, for which a novelty stationery buff likely suffers from

(stationeria is a portmanteau coined by blending the words stationery and hysteria)

Many crafters, designers, and avid stationery collectors suffer from stationeria as they are completely obsessed with novelty stationery items that are over the top cute, so much so that they are willing to spend top dollar to import these items from overseas, to buy from online auction, or even to line up for days on end outside stationery pop-up stores. People who suffer from stationeria are crazed fans of novelty stationery items.

by stationeria May 9, 2019

WIZ STATION

1. A place to urinate.

2. Usually a rest room or bathroom facility.

3. A place to deposit liquid waste.

John used the back seat of Sally's car as a Wiz station. Boy was Sally Wized!

by ABSOLUTE June 30, 2009

Barrington Station Middle School

Barrington Middle School is a crappy middle school with over 1,000 kids, most of them being fuckboys. You can always find at least 5 juul pods in every bathroom every time you walk in. The cops are constantly showing up in the front of the school and everyone is high af. People always get beat up and nobody gives a shit if you get beat up in this hellhole.

I go to Barrington Station Middle School where I am always high on drugs and I constantly get beat up.

by Bea🐝 May 25, 2019

Gas Station Tweakers

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" yet, gets the wrong kind of "High".

Damn, niggas tweakin after they smoked that Gas Station Weed, they some Gas Station Tweakers!!!

by Ghetto Smosh August 29, 2022