startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

startupper

Someone who has started a *new* business (a "startup") or has worked in one.

She's not a mindless worker, she is a startupper.

by swaroopch November 18, 2009

dehumidifier startup

A company promoting a dehumidifier as a "revolutionary new technology" to obtain useless amounts of water from air, while insisting that it is definitely not just a glorified, overpriced dehumidifer.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Source Hydropanel?

Person 2: Oh great, yet another dehumidifier startup. Just like WaterSeer? Or the Watergen? Or the Rainmaker? Or Airowater? Or Veragon? Or the We Drink Air? ...

by Donald T. April 6, 2022

startup envy

Feeling of resentful discontent one experiences when employed at a regular job and one encounters news, conversation, or personalities related to startups.

John had a fit of startup envy after he was introduced to the free-spirited folks at the new startup next door.

by LightningBoy August 6, 2010

Starppy_vr

Doesn’t use his skill in public lobby’s so when kids want to 1v1 him he shits on then. And is the best at gorilla tag.

“Starppy_vr is using mods” “Starppy_vr is to good”

by Starppy February 24, 2022

startupper

Someone who has started a business (a "startup") or has worked in one.

She's not a mindless worker, she is a startupper.

by swaroopch November 16, 2009

Startup Whisperer

A Startup Whisperer is a person who has a natural feel for what it takes to build a successful new enterprise.

“Thinking of starting a new business and not too sure what you need to do? Then call in the Startup Whisperer.”

by Prof Bruce September 13, 2010