1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.
2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"
Patient: "What's that mean"
Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"
Patient: "Is it cureable?"
Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"
Patient: "But I ccca"
Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
Patient: "What's that mean"
Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"
Patient: "Is it cureable?"
Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"
Patient: "But I ccca"
Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
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The noun for this kind of player is "skreitist."
The word is derived from the name of an online character on PlaneShift. A perverted player's main character was the lusty Enkidukai (catlike humanoid) named Skreit, but he had several female alternative characters who were often bisexual and prostitutes. He often tried to create a long-distance online romance with women who also played the game.
People who practice skreitism tend to be homosexual or bisexual and have no social life outside of the internet.
The noun for this kind of player is "skreitist."
The word is derived from the name of an online character on PlaneShift. A perverted player's main character was the lusty Enkidukai (catlike humanoid) named Skreit, but he had several female alternative characters who were often bisexual and prostitutes. He often tried to create a long-distance online romance with women who also played the game.
People who practice skreitism tend to be homosexual or bisexual and have no social life outside of the internet.
The man played online roleplaying games during his free time and attempted to spark online relationships with female players since no one would go out with him in real life. He must have been a follower of skreitism.
Bob was RPing on PS (PlaneShift) and met a female Ynnwn (cross between a Dermorian, a kind of elf, and a Diaboli, a demonlike race) in the tavern, and he paid to sleep with her that night. The next morning he found out his character had truly slept with a lewd man who was playing as a prostitute!
Bob was RPing on PS (PlaneShift) and met a female Ynnwn (cross between a Dermorian, a kind of elf, and a Diaboli, a demonlike race) in the tavern, and he paid to sleep with her that night. The next morning he found out his character had truly slept with a lewd man who was playing as a prostitute!
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Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.
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