Stanced

(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.

I saw a stanced Mazda 6 on my way home from work today.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 19, 2014

stanced

a word used to describe anger, especially anger that may result in one becoming violent thus getting in a fighting stance (hence stanced)

That mf had me absolutely stanced when he insulted my friend.

I am so stanced right now I dare her to try to talk to me.

by bringvineback2k17 October 9, 2019

stancing

A combination of a stance and dancing, in which a person plants their feet in a pose and proceeds to dance rhythmically without moving their feet.

Let's have a stance off.

Rachel: Yo did you see how hard Rebekah rocked that stancing?
Sarah: I wish I could stance as great as she does.

by pagodasplan August 7, 2015

stance

Snowboard-related word describing the distance between your bindings

Some guy: Dude, you got the widest stance I've ever seen...
Me: Yea, I get more balance on rails and it helps for spinning

by powdahh December 7, 2006

Stanced up

Claiming a pose of authority or aggression.

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.

by YeaMS September 10, 2016

scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

by Macktown July 15, 2018

selfie stance

That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.

The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2019