slamnesia

A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.

slamnesia:

Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.

by psychobabble July 30, 2008

Shamnesia

When Someone Claims They've Forgotten Something Simply So They Don't Have To Admit Truth/ Guilt BUT It's Blatantly Obvious They DO Know About Said Circumstance.

Also Can Be Used To Withold Information From Someone To Get Your Way.

"I Wasn't There, How Could I Have Been?" (Smirk)
"I Think You Have Shamnesia....." (Questioning Look)

"Can You Remember? Then Neither Can I....." (Arrogant Attitude)
"We'll Have To Push Harder, This One's Conveniently Got Shamnesia...."

"I Could Suddenly Remember What You Want To Know If You insert demand here" (Bargaining)
"I Think She/He/It's Wasting Out Time. I Hate Shamnesia"

by sparkstersfury February 15, 2009

scamnesia

1. diagnosis Dx for political high ups when they reply to Congressional hearings or a Federal Grand Jury with the defense "I don't recall."

Variations: "I don't remember."
"I don't know."
"I don't recollect."

2. Dx for cheating significant others, or persons involved in possible criminal conduct or nefarious activities in a workplace.

1. Scooter Libby's scamnesia defense in 2004 Congressional hearings re: the outing of CIA operative Valerie Plame, whose former diplomatic corp husband was a vocal war critic.

Invented by President Ronald Reagan, who caught a serious case of scamnesia(later dx'd as alzheimers) during the Iran-Contra hearings in 1987
"The simple truth is, 'I don't remember - period'" - President Reagan writing to the Tower Commission to set the record straight about whether he authorized the arms shipment (to Iran)in advance.

by tenzen January 2, 2009

Snapnesia

The amnesia that occurs when someone responds to your Snapchat, and you have no recollection of what you sent.

Friend1 sends Friend2 a snap.
30 seconds later Friend2 replies "Looks good".
Friend1 cannot remember what they sent and responds "I forgot what I sent".
Friend2 reminds Friend1 what the snap was about.
Friend1 sends to Friend2 "That was a serious case of snapnesia."

by Sh4von October 13, 2018

United Statesian

People who live on property owned by the United States of America’s people.

I’m United Statesian BITCH!

by Sleepy Creep July 1, 2022

Slamnesia

n: Loss of a large block of interrelated memories; complete or partial loss of memory caused by drinking too much the night before.
Sometimes but not all, slamnesia is faked to avoid coming to terms with an embarassing action whilst previously intoxicated.

Susie was being a total slut last night but she claimed she had slamnesia so she could act like it didn't happen.

by shawtyz dalyte May 25, 2007

United Statesian

Noun, adjective. The national name for the citizens of the United States of America. Not American, which means from America, the continent

Luca: Ezekiel, what think you about the United Statesian Occupation in Iraq?
Ezekiel: Mmmm... easy to say. A big split-up by an avaricious and selfish man, thus, George W. Bush.

Ezekiel: Have you heard of the party at Fatima's house?
Luca: No... was there one?
Ezekiel: Yes! it was full of United Statesians, Canadians and Brazilians.

by Ezechiel January 18, 2007