Uncle Staley

To crash a house party, then upon entrance sticking your dick in the nearest hole.

Hey Rahul, I'm looking for Uncle Staley, where the pasta at boy?

by Tim Marazda October 30, 2019

Stalky Sisters

A term for a group of people (typically iconic) that are considered to be tall. For boys, the cutoff is around 6'2" and for girls it is 5'8". If you are below these heights but above the average height, you are considered a mini stalky sister. If you are at or below the average height, you are a mere mini shawty stalky sister.

Person 1: "Oh my goodness! Did you see the stalky sisters just walk past us?"
Person 2: "Yeah they're so tall and... ✨stalky✨. I WISH I COULD BE THEM!"

by lil shawty kween bicole February 9, 2021

Layne Staley

A great vocalist. Was part of the band Alice in Chains. A great man.

Alice in Chains > Nirvana

Layne Staley > Kurt Cobain

Person 1: Man, turn that stuff up, time for some AiC!
Person 2: Hell yeah! Gotta love Layne Staley's vocals. They own Kurt's to the max.

by BOFH December 30, 2005

Stally

To be stally is to be on it.
E.g. are you ready to go out, one would reply, Stally.

Tariq calls Jamal and tells him brudda I'm outside your yard, Jamal replies, Stally bro I'm coming.

by Jaggi746 April 2, 2021

stalkyoo

the only important ship in the webtoon “I love yoo”

person 1: hey I ship qtip and shin-ae

person 2: wtf no stalkyoo is the best

by yeet skiis August 7, 2019

Stalybridge

Once a nice quiet town in Tameside, around 8 miles from Manchester, then was a busy nightlife town bustling with folk from all over the place, now a dead end smack hole full of kebab shops and the Donnelly family.

Ridge Hill, Copley, Brushes. All council estates in Stalybridge Eww.

by hatemanchesteritsshit June 26, 2009

Layne Staley

1a. Lead singer and main lyricist for prominent 90's alternative rock and heavy metal band Alice in Chains, as well as side projects Mad Season and Class of '99. (8/22/67- 4/5/02)

b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in

3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.

b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).

c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.

d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.

I just listened to some Alice In Chains, and man could Layne Staley sing.

by The only A I C (Get it?) May 20, 2014