Sidewards

1) to turn both sideways and backwards
2) To turn sideways except cooler

"I just turned my head sidewards and it was rightside up"

by zexsudel October 20, 2004

Stewartsville

A small country town located in bumblefuck county, New Jersey (commonly referred to as Warren County). Nothing ever happens there so you might as well go to Washington Dunkin Donuts, Asbury, or Phillipsburg.

Henry: "wow did you see that UFO just land in the field over there?!"
me: "yeah right...this is Stewartsville."

by Heyyyyman March 12, 2011

shop steward

A officer in a union, whose job it is to enforce a union contract, in addition to his regular job, with no extra pay. Viewed by the employer as a "socialist puke", by lazy co-workers as a company sellout, and by everyone else as insane.

The shop steward is a fucking communist, we should fire his ass.

I called in sick 15 times this month because I was hung over, and the shop steward didn't do shit about it when I got fired.

by eugene February 7, 2004

Sacramento Stewardess

Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.

I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.

I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.

by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007

Stewardiss

When someone, whose job is in hospitality, has had enough of being nice and tells the customer what they really think.

Usually followed by grabbing a beer and exiting in dramatic fashion.

The crew member let a stewardiss rip over the cabin speaker system before grabbing a beer and exiting the plane.

by Flyn Hawaiin August 15, 2010

Bar-steward

1. Someone who works in a bar.
2. A polite way of saying bastard.

1. Go and ask the bar-steward for another drink, will you?

2. Duck off you bar-steward.

by Pennycook November 21, 2004

Stewardess

Synonymous for female flight attendant. Considered sexist in some countries, but not as defamatory as sky harlots.

When I was still your age, we used to call flight attendants stewardesses.

by Balea August 24, 2008