Sri Lankan Stinkbug

Where a man takes his partner for a upmarket three course Sri Lankan meal, pays for her like a gentlemen whilst removing his pants and proceeding to wrap a cucumber in aluminium foil before shoving it in his anus and then farting, thus blowing the aluminium foil covered cucumber into the women's eye.

Serbio: I was really horny after watching Slumdog Millionaire last night,
Marcus: Same. Where did you go after you left my apartment?
Serbio: I took Martha out for dinner and gave her a Sri Lankan Stinkbug.
Marcus: I am never speaking to you again.

by Sonny Morgan February 28, 2011

sri lankan

Coolest,smartest, fastest sexiest, brown, damn pll alive. If you mess with us you get ur ass kicked biAtch.

Shiz yo that srilankan kicked all of our asses. Bitch Cum HERRE!!

by Fluffy November 20, 2004

sri lankan

If i ever find out who wrote this definition, im going to come inside your house , steal your car keys, and run over your goddamn poodle.

its poodle hunting season

by vectrex May 31, 2003

sri lankan

maddest cunts ever, located in dandenong, endeavour hills and glen waverley... dont fuck with us!!

by lankan playa July 4, 2003

Sri Lankan

When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper

“There’s no bog roll”
“Just have a Sri Lankan then mate”

by joeynned June 8, 2019

sri lankan

the maddest fkn race in the goddamn world!! if i find out who u r mudafkr ill fuk u up so bad

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Sri Lankan Steamer

Person who shits their pants when force is applied.

Bob had a Sri Lankan Steamer after he was punched in the face!

by One Two February 6, 2008