sweedish clog

a ronchy insult similar to skankwhore or slutface

stfu you stupid sweedish clog, youre nothing but a hoe.

by donttrip1234567 May 31, 2009

Sweedish Tea Ring

Round bumpy inflamed skin around anus after hours of anal intercourse.

That bitch with the bowling pin in her ass has a sweedish tea ring.

by Joey O June 2, 2004

sweedish hug

very aggressive and skilled blow job

She told me she was going to give me a sweedish hug. I didn't know what that was, but found out very soon that it's a blow job.

by Scooter Banks November 6, 2007

Sweedish Fish

A delisious liquorish candy, made in Sweeden.

I hate Sweedish Fish.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003

Sweedish Golf

you are having sexual intercourse and you put a golfball in the girls ass ram it in with your cock, then knee in the stomach to see how far she shits it out

Guy 1: yo i gave my girlfriend last night the sweedish golfball

Guy 2: no way how far did it go

Guy 1: 3 inches

by jjpunksk8r March 22, 2010

sweedish oven

when a man and a women performes intercourse and the man farts and violently shoves the womens head down and makes her smell the potent fumes.

John sweedish ovened taylynn after she said is penis was small.

by Bro1088 August 25, 2006

Sweedish Bellows

similar to the dutch oven except instead of pulling the covers over your partners head, you lift the covers at head level with one hand and push down on your feet with the other, resulting in a deadly blast to the face.

My girl kicked me out of bed this morning after I gave her a dose of the sweedish bellows.

by shardninja August 6, 2012