squonky

a funny sounding word. may be used as a synonym for shit or the act of shitting, or as a synonym for the word wonky (meaning wack or defunct)

stepping in dog squonky is no way to start your day

man that sweater is straight squonky, you look like a damn fool

by Captain Turd of the SS Squonky March 19, 2014

squonky

used to describe an awkward or uncomfortable situation brought on by any range of things

it's gettin squonky up in here!

by warthog July 1, 2012

Squoing

When a cat stretches it's arms and legs while laying in their back, usually when sleeping or playing.

This verb was created by cat related profiles on Twitter, specifically by Hum Twitter, which is a community that usually posts photos of kittens with silly captions.

That kitty is squoinging.
My cat's squoing is so cute!

by Hum Baby Angel May 14, 2023

squort

Similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the asshole.

After he took the stick shift out of his asshole, he squorted all over the front seat of the car.

by hobopalooza September 29, 2008

squonk

The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.

Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.

by Ewussor March 10, 2015

Squoosher

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.

"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"

by Richard33 February 18, 2008

Squoats

1. Eating oats and then doing squats or vice-versa.
2. Eating oats while doing squats.

Bro 1: "Bro, is today your squats and oats day?"

Bro 2: "Dudemanbro, every day is squoats day!"

by cez31 February 19, 2011