squonk
squonk by TISTHENATEDOGGYDOGG March 8, 2010
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Squonk
Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.
Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?
*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.
*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.
*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.
*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.
*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.
*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.
*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.
*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.
*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
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squonk
Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.
Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.
Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.
"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."
"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."
"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"
"Will that squonking never cease?"
"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."
"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"
"Will that squonking never cease?"
Squonk
Squonk by leslieknope May 15, 2014