squonk

An Awesome Genesis song from the album, Trick of the Tail.....

Just get it and listen.....

by DRBJimmy July 12, 2003

squonk

adj. Southern African slang term for mis-aligned, off-center.

That picture on the wall is squonk. You should fix it.

by Chris Kreft March 27, 2008

squonk

Squonk has no meaning. It defines everything you want, you can use it for everything you want.

Dude you're really squonk

This is really squonk!

by binkelderg February 2, 2019

squonk

A word I use in band to confuse Ethan

Me: Squonk
Ethan: What's a squonk
Me: You don't know what a squonk is?

by squonk sire February 28, 2020

squonk

A dick fart, much like a queef yet quieter and cheesier.

"Dude, I squonked all up in her grill!"

by TISTHENATEDOGGYDOGG March 8, 2010

squonk

Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.

Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.

"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."

"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."

"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"

"Will that squonking never cease?"

by Rozax August 14, 2013

squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

by ApcharA August 6, 2017