Sonchereé

Sonchereés are loving and optimistic people, typically extroverts. Sonchereés are dreamers with big goals and ambitions, and will push you to accomplish yours with their unwavering support! They're also great friends, poets, writers, and organizers. When you're talking to one, their attentiveness and good vibes will brighten your mood!

Dude 1: Someone I don't know just asked me my zodiac sign and said we're compatible :)
Dude 2: Sounds like a Sonchereé ;)

by HBDLMAO February 16, 2019

The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

squincher

A sex move whereby upon reaching climax, a man grasps his penis and presses his thumb against the tip like it were a garden hose, producing a similar wide-angle spray.

"How come the bathroom walls are so sticky? Rick must have squinchered again!"

by drinkofindustry January 17, 2009

squoner

the period of male excitation before full erection

She was so hot that my squoner developed into a boner.

by squonerkid69 May 4, 2011

Stoncher

Usually used after been at a good gig.

Also can be used to say that you are going to have a great night!

1.Kings of Leon played a stoncher tonight!
2.Its going to be a stoncher tonight lads.

by WhyNotMe? July 2, 2011

Squelcher

When someone is being crazy weird.

“Yo Hollie, look at me!”
“Ewww no u squelcher!”

by Hiitisgod0102030405 January 5, 2020

squancher

One who enjoys squanching i.e.erotic asfixiation in a closet

Self explanatory squancher = squancher

by Bofadeeznuttz January 8, 2018